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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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We played a game where my character was the daughter of a flower-grower/florist who eventually became an empress. She used her own flower language to send messages throughout her spy network in emergencies.
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Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Shrapnel wrote:And then there's this treasure trove:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Imaginary_Beings
I have this one, and it is awesome.
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Maj wrote:We played a game where my character was the daughter of a flower-grower/florist who eventually became an empress. She used her own flower language to send messages throughout her spy network in emergencies.
If the rest of that game is as cool as this paragraph, I'd like to see a recap in ITT.
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Ancient History wrote:We were working on Street Magic, and Frank asked me if a houngan had run over my dog.
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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Lunar_bukkake_hypothesis

I may have posted this once before, a year or two back.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_wine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_beer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_mead
Mead is murder!
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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Ancient History wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_wine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_beer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_and_mead
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Strictly, most booze shouldn't be ethically vegetarian, let alone vegan, as the fermentation process kills the yeast used in production.
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Not exactly sure why killing yeast means something can't be vegetarian (I have never met a vegan who doesn't eat bread). They're fungi, not animals, and mycoprotein is considered to be an acceptable vegetarian meat alternative.
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